Wow I really do hate my life.

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So this is a pic of my husband’s boss & his wife at prom a bazillion years ago. I just emailed it to my husband (deployed - in Afghanistan) to hopefully make him smile first thing in the morning. I’m such a good wife.

So this is a pic of my husband’s boss & his wife at prom a bazillion years ago. I just emailed it to my husband (deployed - in Afghanistan) to hopefully make him smile first thing in the morning. I’m such a good wife.

So I accidentally let the back door shut behind me 20 mins ago & have locked myself out of the house. Awesome. You know what else is awesome? All these fucking mosquitos. Called the only 2 locksmiths in town - only one does emergency services but he’s out of town with a class according to the answering machine. I called the next closest one & he was going to charge me $80. So now I’m pacing around the mostly dark front yard waiting on a sheriff’s deputy to help me for free. Did I mention I need to be at work in less than 6 hours? This day is starting CRAZY AWESOME.

UPDATE: The deputy got me in! Whew! Now I’m off to hide a spare key somewhere in the workshop behind our house. And it doesn’t even have a lock on the door so I can’t lock myself out of the one place with the spare key. Thank God I happened to have my phone with me!

My husband’s been deployed for almost 4 months now. 3 more to go.

This is my very first toy. And I’m 31. Is that good or bad?

My husband’s been deployed for almost 4 months now. 3 more to go.

This is my very first toy. And I’m 31. Is that good or bad?

I have a problem with starting new projects before I finish the current project. This results in a chaotic mess that overwhelms me. That’s where I’m at right now.

I just came outside to smoke & brought a nail file. I lit the cigarette, sat down, and instead of putting the nail file in my lap, I put the lit cigarette in my lap with the lit side directed at my crotch. Let’s just say I was 0.5 seconds away from setting my crotch on fire.

Been on Nutrisystem 3 weeks now, and I weigh the exact same thing. 1-2 pounds per week MY ASS

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